Time-out. Where did you find her/that/it/whatever?

Oh, the "strong and silent type eh?", well, if this were the modern world and captionless picture-like boxed moments of reality were the standard, then I'm sure at least luckily there is no way (*images of Bob Hope movie maragauntletthon pop into your head*) this could be creatively (miss?)painted by some based on their own fondness for