And I haven't even read it yet, but at first glance the address alone...

...makes you go wha???

And then just seeing the pattern and headline of the article, I go "lemme guess, that /proconnect repeats 9 times"...

*counts number of /proconnect*s

"...six, seven, eight nine...and a bonus p!!!

My I'm easily entertained.

Oh noes!

Hang on.  Now we have random interwebs software drama.

Geez.  That was quick.

Hang on, I haven't even read it yet.

WTF ghost in the machine?

Don't you give me drama.  I have earned a damn Zer0-drama Life 0ne damn way or a multitude of 0thers, but hang on...