All I know is God or whatever must have a serious sense of humor.

The closing indoor microflood of 0T10?

It appears so (LOLOLOL) WTF???

Diamond Financial never reported this to Peggy or Darlene or it just never rained for this many days straight and so the carpet in the corner was never noticed to be squishy by anyone careless enough to venture into the second restroom or storage closet?

WTF?

Mind blowing.  Luckily as I was just at the desk laughing my ass off about how this is somehow my life and yet luckily "Allen" was quite over-prepared and over-engineered from before the these varying perfect-storm-esue tangents launched (then got lost in the field somewhere and haz not yet been retrieved...but that's ai-ight), so I not only did I design all those other facets into global politics and supermodels and tweeterers all day that usually keeps me merrily amused if distracted, I'm also the kind of that "luckily" just so happens to have 2 wet/dry shopvacs with me here in the storage box/office...and one of them is even customized with a drain valve I added to the cannister because apparently in a past life and set, yeah, I must have really been vacuuming up that much water as to warrant the creation and addition of such a fixture in the first place.

Interesting.

Hooston...  We're gonna need a bigger Ar(C).  And maybe to put in a call or to to the authoritarian management about 'conditions on the ground' they are seemingly blissfully unaware of.

Hmmm...

Internet?  Rescue box?  Internet?  Rescue box?  Internet?  Rescue box?

Damnit.  I'll talk to Karyn about it as I vacuum.

#speakingofschoolsandfloods