Ah yes, here we are, the random, immediate, line-of-sight, first-convenient-example, top-of-the-list entry on (possibly one _____ of) how and why your 5 is so bloated... |

Compared to... How many more than less than 5 right?

What, no "ballpark" figure on the worth of your ironmy?

If it weren't for the lies...and/or *crickets chirping* (with _____ sounds in the background and written all over one's face and subliminal psychological hard drive)

If animals much less your pets could speak...

Like God's agents...

This is one the lolpetz are gunna have to address...

Unreality - Your Mama's So Fat, Her Patronus is a Cake |