Select item necessary extended drying or Urban Mexican Camouflage?

Perhaps both.  And muy relatively inexpensivo too.

Too bad those shirts aren't magic celebrity shirts, because then the power of their fame and association alone would make them important, but they're just the ones that were a slight bit damp still, so I innov8D.

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#aslongasimayjudgeyourjudgingability

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