...but I just wrote this in my latest tweet and think I managed to actually fit it all in and post it...
BTW Dad, nothing personal, but just who the f7ck are you to try and hold candy over me like some sort of purely circumstantially positioned alien overlord slave owner that has taken over not only the role of "God" in bringing me into this world with all the f7cked up snow covered manmade mountain ancient technology pyramids here just to save the damn future of the species possibly from ourselves (Duh.), but come the f7ck on. You do understand that in "correct Evolution required for Life Adapting and Sustaining Theory" dictates that if you halfway fulfilled your role as a random chance specimen correctly, you sought-out/Won/Found a complimentary superlative example of breeding partner to mate with in my creation, meaning if you did your job right then all I am is technically a technologically advanced slightly-even-much-Better version of you, even at this young and helpless avatar game development stage. Am I right? Ha. Yeah, so just because the past was all f7cked up is no reason to let the Future be if at all possible. Here's a new phone/game link. Go find and download your own copy of angry christmas birds or whatever on your own statistically comparative credit and let me focus for Larry Hagman's sake. Please? K. Thanks for that Respect birth-canal-geographically-and-genetically-link-cirumstantial-credit/blame/god?-like hooman pet owning slave master. You have some extra money to invest? Guess what I've invented for the cat and through it certain cats everywhere?" -2-year old aforereported kid addicted to Christmas Birds Angry Birds Edition. I can tell we're going to be needing to be designing a lot of patched aren't we?
How many is that?
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