TwitDroyd FAIL #5 Text dropped by TwitLonger. Iz okai. I haz lurned the cawpee an payst gusten kaiz

See.

*using 'pseudo-telephone-linked-Dreem-Barbai

RT @MMFlint U r on a dark street. Imagine some1 might jump out & mug/rob/kill u. Is that mugger in ur mind ever a woman? Ha! Never. U r safe w/ the 51%. #ithurtsmoredeeplythananyofyoupeoplecanevenbegintoimagine