But of course depending on the backstory and social circles and aforepictured claws actually amount of degree and contact with key pressing directly in Twitter's direction as in fact this may be more of an example of that very Twitter rubbing off the keyboard and digital world back onto the Hooman in question as some sort of real-world sign/symptom of extreme...ummm... enthusiasm with/to such toy-like social technology interfaces.
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Translation: Yeah, depending on how geeky/cool the circle of friends and coworkers she runs with are.
But people talk about me literally having too much time on my hands...
This girl just took it full circle and made a real-world statement of her time invested batting at the game controller interface to the cloud.
*cat walks in*
*bats at keyboard*
*cat walks out*
But just how many times would that cat have to bat at that keyboard before he took the step of having his favorite local pet manicurist lady (I don't even know what the proper term for them is called.) create an artful motif of the daily experience on his claws as a helpful remind to keep them in what batting at the keyboard because keyboards just last longer and in much better condition that way.
God I'm random.
I think they're cute. I I wouldn't go that far personally b/c I might get called unprofessional and a girl and too-creative-for-my-own-good or whatever added the list of all the other nonsense I've been called from a distance in between the rais of Sunshine...
But I still think certain subfactional elements of Reno and Caspurr might have more to do with any claw-like attention received and are just preying on my circumstance list a bunch of whatevers that don't understand the 'Vysion' I'm trying to create while proving just how retarded sooooo many social dynamic pressures and behaviors and perspectives and understandings and reasons are but conditioning myself to be forcefully so impervious I don't even bother getting my fur cut at times even when I can afford to and just-so-happen to be under the Ultimate spotlights on the Parallel World's secret stage and in just-happened-to-be-so-in-being, I've learned/realized/remembered I can generate and refocus those beam of light energy in the laser-like directions in which they need to be focused, but in the meantime the 'real world Flux Capacitor' can just absorb and store and negative or positive energy directed at it awl just spins and fuels the equation gears as they simply analyze and sort everything that is represented/recycled back into the content stream the same wai other habits and hobbies and careers and preoccupations and common interests and knowledge and games can wear off on people...in their minds and thought and associations...which then sometimes the more Artful human beings amongst us will the remix, and manifest in design to be seen and shown and worn as a statement to engage the attention of other hoomans that might happen to actually care about that same hobby/like/enthusiasm/whatever that the hooman displaying cares out so fondly for just that exact reason.
But I would never judge a kitteh by her claws alone, except to take note of when they come out in relation to things that flash across her perceptual radar.
You can just see all the "scientists" watching this now. And then the debate about relatively and reference and content and context and dynamics and characters and quality and role models and examples and designs and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
*bat*bat*bat*bat*
*pushes publish post*
*retweets post link less my secretive cult-like technoaudience beyond just the two "followers" might actually care to read this for sum dumb reason as if there is remotely interesting or compelling about how and what I write and why*
But alas I have no idea how valid any of my opinions or feelings are in reference to anyone/anything except myself in the context and within the past series of events that have compromised my life up until this point, so what I think about whether or not I think it is "Cool" and "ReTweetable" to paint a Twitter motif and and Twitter birds on 4 out of every 5 hooman claws with the logo on the 5th is irrelevant as I have been told I am and have been wrong several times for several things throughout my life...and although in truth I was only wrong on some of them and a far lower percentage than most, I'm still pretty sure my opinons doesn't matter.
Now then, if we were judging the hooman attached to these creatively brand-paint-copied claws, I'd start with a measure of Character and Content and Principle and Impact and the entire range of effects those varying components might have on awl others they come into contact with and in-so analyze their relative 'Paw Print' on the Hooman Population Cause/Effect Pro/Con Equation as a Whole both in their past existence, their present state including all roles and directions professional, personal, and otherwise...and after a whole battery of near real-time communication-grade equivalent analytical tests I would most likely then compared them to myself and all other reference Hooman Beings I know, especially in reference to any one's that this specimen in question might be directly-to/in-association-with others I ready know and have analyzed and categorized as usually varying generalized groups and personality traits tend to group and flock together when given the choice as no/very few creature(s) enjoy or desire to stay existing in a state out of harmony with their group behavior reflecting environment, and if so would certainly nawt want to be for long, because being surrounded by retards or elements your mind has nothing/little in common with and accordingly no natural interest generating focus/association/interest with is no fun...and sure, I could/can talk about the weather or sports of whichever face Hollywood puts on a screen in front of millions that other have facial recognition and role association conversation content from...but why?...because unless they're somewhat geeky, overly intelligent, dork/nerd smart, or least intellectually above average or interested in me on some other level for some other reason, what would we possibly have in common frequency to talk about that I would even be there being asked to judge her by her claws but instead judging her by whole Soul dynamics in regard to using them in sync with her brain and circumstance and context and any/everything/0ne associated with her or those claws in the first place?
WTF?
I could go on...
Not that analysis by association and relative personal reference isn't extremely/exceptionally/relatively falible at times in the first place, but the more point of reference and understanding of the true dynamics behind, connecting, and compelling them them, the Better Future Generations of Hoomans to come would be for it in at least being 0ne of the R0are but Precious Few willing to contribute their "Token Existence" to the true thought dynamic behavior/choice/association and according reasoning/choice test project that/this 1st generation of finally-technologically-capable-Hoomankind is presently embarking on with every tap of the key logged into the 'Cloud of Dreams' that will forevermore be creating an expanding resolution parallel track to existence that may in fact within our lifetimes come to explain and demonstrate large parts of perception and experience itself to be the experience of an ant-like Life Project in fact just existing in a Universe of Possibilities and Realities, literally, beyond our direct comprehension and perception as those beings...like magnetism before magnets knowingly existed or magnetism was discovered or electricity was discovered that Hoomans then invented adaptations of to combined with the magnetic force portfolio creating electromagnetic currents that can lift cars like toys and even levitate everything from high-speed trains to frogs under the right conditions.
BTW - Nice writing style Allen. Next time why don't just start writing every post as one long seemingly never ending run-on sentence that occasionally grabs random elements out of no where and combines them with an A.D.D.-like rollercoaster of tangents that somehow ultimately all tied together before finally deciding to use any of those crazy/wild/unknown and/or rarely seen/used forms of punctuation like a comma (',' <-- See, tht means pause. Sometimes it gives the reader's mind a moment to catch its breath while trying to keep up with you.) or God forbid a period without making sure we apparently could fit every last bit of information Hoomanly possibly into the official "sentence" structure thereby presumably getting the most bang for our buck character-to-written-communication-component label/title-wise yet ironically possibly losing points for not just being uber short witty and deft in the name of looking and/or being perceived as cool at merely the expense of a period or comma or whatever the other options are that I am clearly not 100% familiar with nor have I ever been since my writing style and education is more or less fairly obviously non-existent and whatever I do type when batting the keys about with my paws and claws is just a combination of my own personal thought stream running through the retardation-thought-cycle-causing input mechanism at this oh so early stage in the fusion of (Wo)Man and Machine and Cloud into a synchronized paralleled and blurred reality where the energy put into the keys somehow comes out somewhere else and then remanifests in other completely different forms and wais just like in the movies or reality or this/these fine examples on display or to be eventually put on display in far-higher resolution in the future or in different entities or possibly entirely different Worlds or Universe of Realms of Perceptual Reality or blah blah blah are you done finally yet yeah sure whatever k awesome gr8 wai to go all Fortune 17 on 'em by investing all this time and energy in writing one long sentence to yourself about nothing while merely commenting on some other random picture courtesy of Annie who just so happens to be the 12th most influence female (referencing sexism-based lists Allen? Really?) although that's irrelevant because all that matters in your ranking of her and her content is where her content ranks and it typically tends to be exceptionally above average natural interest wise but that just might be because she works for and runs with some of the top dog pioneers in social media content distribution business models because as your previous but occasionally falible association-based analytics mention points out in general such relational dynamic assessments are true because of the whole garbage in garbage out quality content in quality content out especially in regard to superprocessor type minds and exponential platform and power distribution networks hold true but it's time to invest another dollar in redrying the wrinkles out of my clothes and so I guess I'll actually have to just finally add a period here shortly just so I can go about having a slightly-more-normal and functional life because I'm not even sure I'm supposed to be on the interwebs right now because I don't get paid for it and after four plus years of wacking at these various keyboards I still haven't taken over/Saved the World or fownd awl of my Dreem Footure Compnents yet much less even gotten paid for it or directly credited for anything much less acquired a career making a living with my interwebs content addiction lie Annie here and so many others like her does so perhaps I better get that laundry restarted then revisit WTF I'm supposed to be focused on that really really really matters to keeping me alive and happy enough while making sure awl my Footure Dreemz still come true and so I better look into Tumblr when return momentarily after releashing and/or harness into my focus to the proverbial most-correctest of all the options presently available forest/garden of Solar pinwheels and then just go and figure it out from there as I always tend be so good at doing that has led these conditioned habits and assumptions of being able to make it through life with only fractional effort compared to most yet still not putting Branson in any concern of my Global Brand of EVerything Me remotely threatening his Galactic Virgin Empire.
Wow.
Congratulations on finally getting/deciding to use that period and that second one there after the one three-character word sentence of wow and hell even this third additional one you're about to use right before revisiting the laundry after publishing this post and retweeting it while resetting your brain computer and the computer computer at the same time again because sometimes that helps.
And the Sharpie symbols on your paws.
And the whiteboard of notes.
And all the flashy/shiny focus-drawing objects that can be planted in your environment and near-constant perceptual field of vision to remind you of the other corrected-brain-focusing tools at your disposal.
Yet strangely if this were a far more simple and ancient tribal-type state of existence we all existed in I don't think any of the focus/environment/content/behavior-of-some-others-in-light-of-it problems that seem to afflict me/us like this would exist - so I digress.
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