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Ode to the helpurrrrr – from the previous LOL
Jenniffuurr says:
August 15, 2009 at 3:16 am
A soff gray “Helper”
wunce shayred mai hoam
Weh I hadda projek
I wuz nevar alone!
Whenevar I paintid,
He’d stensill in cat pawz.
Whutevar I cookd had
Minmun hair zallowed by law.
Whenevar I’d sew
He’d monitur threds,
Whenevar I’d sweep
Dust Bunnies wuz ded.
Wen frenz caem fur poker
He sed wich card 2 plae.
Dunno haow I manij
wiffowt him tuday.
So effishunt wuz he
At cleenin teh fud pan!
Wen he went 2 Teh Bridj,
I hadded a gud plan:
I doptid THREE baybee kittehs
All big ais an fluff
Jussin case wun
wuzzin enuff!
Agin I hav helperz
To give spydars a slap,
And wen it’s naptyme,
To nest in mai lap!
prrrrrr
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