Sorry.

Goofy Bastard Inc. You just had to use the last of the iPhoto templates to complete the set for some reason even though this picture and template are certainly nothing exceptional much less spectacular eh? What else? Oh, that shirt is actually from the Goodwill in Hollywood where you acquired it along with several others for $2 last Summer? Classic. Anything else? The interesting and possibly unique beauty of these "professional" pics is there isn't anything remotely exceptional or setup up about them? That's just what you look like everyday, even with your hair stylized out of taking it out from underneath the cap that you had been covering it with prior to the photoshoot because the bedhead wasn't exactly an acceptable-enough-even-to-be-seen-in-public-on-the-way option? Figures. Explains a lot. Luckily we can't even notice the color in this artfully converted shot. Speaking of your cover shots just being you and the same you that is seen looking-like and wearing the same thing damn near everyday - is that the same Adidias cover you wore as pajamas too last night because it was just too damn cold for a t-shirt alone and happen to be wearing this very minute as you type this? Yup. I'm noticing a pattern here. Extreme poverty on heels of life-destroying epically unexpected sagas is not a recipe for impressing people with any of the things most other people seem to resort to impressing each other with is it? That was that was the secondarily added and adapted point to finding yourself in that position you say? Sure. Seems to have almost worked like a charm to force any judgement of you on the beyond-lowest version of you where others might not stand a chance in hell in terms of side-by-side comparison, but this is probably why you've had such a delusional to extremely confident and merely feeling unchallenged experience of life your entire life too huh? Meh. Whatever. Luckily, if this is as bad as you get, you might still be good enough even in such 50% condition, but you might want to find work now eh? GR8