Monday, February 14, 2011

*screeching sounds all at once*

RT @dirtytackle Ronaldo's son hiding under the table as his dad retires http://yhoo.it/i662tm /// The man.  The myth.  The...who's Rolando?  What do you mean just another squirrel to you?  All trying to walk and chew gum at the same time.  This story reminds me of when I caught the family's oil lease on fire using a battery of Saturn missiles I received as contraband fireworks from the girl down the street whose parents loves her more than mine loved me apparently because they let her have fireworks which then trickled down to me and were deployed during a routine trip to the oil lease while my father was working on the tank batteries.  *launches fireworks*  *sees smoke*  *father sees smoke*  *tells father* *gets cursed out and then hides under truck while father put out small fire with a shovel but comes back laughing and even more so that I wouldn't come out from underneath the truck while afraid I'd get in trouble* By the time it was done he had to be nice just to get me to come out again, and that's is actually one of the very few times in my life what I did and caused was completely my fault save for any bad luck with the dirt to mesquite pasture/oil pipeline ratio.

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