Friday, January 21, 2011

So... Whoooooaaaa... In other news Keith Olbermann Bails-Out at MSNBC—Immediately - Tuned In - TIME.com - StumbleUpon

Pardon my slightly modified/enhanced headline pun - or don't, whatever.

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***APPLAUSE***

Because, you see, as usual, it's not so much that he left or the out-of-the-blue timing, it's what he said before leaving, and his style and delivery of the subject matter in general previous to it despite the nonsense of the Universe as it exists.

It's like put him on that 'not allowed to host the Golden Globes or Republican-in-office National Press Association dinners' terror watch list right?

Pfft. This is actually a good thing for me, because now I don't feel I'm missing out on his show by not having cable around at the moment after I kinda became so entangled in that 'aspect' of the game before it would have probably made for some of the most hilarious lolcat metaphor graphics known to existence.

But anyway, Bravo Keith, to You as a Human Being, simply for making the splashes and statements as interesting and amusing as you do. Now don't go wasting that talent on something as trivial-to-the-course-of-history as sports broadcasting alone at this point, there's a way to combine all this actually, but that is gonna take awhile.

And I haven't even re-signed-up for background work yet...

Nor can I believe they wouldn't just give me my own show just because, can you even imagine?!!!

It's the only reason i can so easily be alone for so long, because just being me is an adventure in itself.

Yay Keith. Now that is entertainment. Hey, tell you what, that's such amazing entertainment, let's set up a rotational system where every show host does doumb sh7t and the quits or gets fired by one network to just move to a different one every week, and it can be like musical chairs, and we'll call it corporate media DNA and...wait a minute.

No then, MSNBC, hang-on a second there you wild and crazy truth-conspiring cowgirl lesbians, isn't Rosey there one of them "Charlie Sheeners" that was stirring up the pot and making baseball movies about girls and men before women's sports made any true equal and comparative sense?

Oh, you think that or this is amusing or funny or epic or amusingly funny and epic? Just look at WTF Alexander has been doing with the V sign. He's practically molesting the thing. Look! He straight took http://www.scribd.com/doc/47345093/V-for-Victory-Resistance-Campaign-Posters and is using it as the sign of 'The Resistance' (Ohm? Errr... That was more like nuclear sabotage, but I digress.), now that/this is amusing/awesome/scary/brillant/epic/meaningless/winner/loser/whatever, because it just entered that 'Direct Overlai Territory', but it did it with one of their own signs with a DIFFERENT tagline, ouch! I know how that feels, but since it's the same f7cking IQ circus anywhere one goes or comes from apparently, my only question is,

Oh yay, another point of singularity in the apocalyptic whatever where some words and signs mean nothing except for what those people do and interact with and stand-for and with and how in reality, which makes it easier.

My next question is, when we drove up the mountain to visit some gold mine my parents owned a share of in Death Valley on vacation one year when I was still just a very young teen...


Keith Olbermann Is Out at MSNBC—Immediately - Tuned In - TIME.com - StumbleUpon

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