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Monday, January 31, 2011

Yup. Embarrassing is one word.

This was #2 on Digg. On the sidebar of my very own blog.

http://gawker.com/5747324/before-you-sell-a-house-remove-all-dildos

This is what I submitted as a comment: Yup. Embarrassing is one word. http://www.examiner.com/exopolitics-in-seattle/is-ufo-orb-over-dome-of-the-rock-jerusalem-a-context-communication-by-et

The random link I had open but hadn't read yet when I stumbled across the other link, then I read the first few pictured and figured meh, have they not seen how my Facebook prototype was turned into a...I'm not even gonna say it...over the course of various periods last year leading to the extremely-understandable reactions to it?

Which is more wrong?

I mean, I know money is a relative and arbitrary thing...

...when it comes to ones ability to hit a golf ball, and "it's a man's world", and "greed (selfishness?) is good" (is the default profit-without-_____ corporate catalyst because actual people are taken out the equations and replaced with #s), and it's a capitalist system, and baseball is America's national past time, and we still run on start or the art transparent, clear, explained, and self-evident logic...

...but it's like, just thank God these weren't yachts right?

Or giraffes.

Or, God-specifically-forbid, that "Yacht Z" and matching SuperCar combo I posted the other day.

See, that is the kind of toy I would show off and let other people look at, but not drive. And at the same time, I know full well there are those types of people in life who will brazenly come up as complete strangers and ask to ride my motorcycle, though I have never and would never consider doing such a thing to someone else, and there are probably a hundred different examples of this I could reference in my life, even like when back in college, when I had a second motorcycle around just so friends I trusted could go riding with me...

But when it comes to a Human Being as a Reflection of Me and not everything else in the world, well, that's not a robot, or an insect, or something that one can put a price on, so even sitting here being mocked for the list of things I've been mocked for, while a random female ape of our species can get 5 figures of paper currency merely for whatever it is that she does that makes that one signature by Charlie two of the grandma 'club tangent price' buy-ins, and lets see, how much is what I've created worth or not worth at the moment because of.....ummmm...nevermind, but that is gonna be one fun movie. Meanwhile, how dare churches even exist as they do in as world so

Lickin your ice cream...

Giraffes Around Your Hotel http://2leep.com/news/132032/

Like duh, where else would then be?

Wait. Whose ice cream?

And, OMG! WTF???

When did people start using electrical tape to block out various lines of information on placemat sized checks?

OH!!!! That's just a normal-sized check and that's just a black marker or something. K. Cause I was wondering there for a minute. I was like "WTF is really goin on?", and I guess in a world we placemat-sized checks with electrically-taped blackouts are normal, I would have been absolutely right and "normal" in assuming that's what that was at first glance. Like maybe if we lived in a land of giants or something. But yeah, since we don't, I guess I should have assumed that was just a really big-tipped Sharpie or whatever. Duh.

Anywho, speaking of not letting creative genius go to waste, if I owned the kind of restaurant I would own if I had Charlie Sheen's kind of money for pretending to be other people while still being funny as himself while working ridiculous hours or whatever, I'd totally take my own idea right now and have those made into placemats and hand them out with crayons or pencils just to be a smartass and actually encourage if not require members to decorate or draw on their placemats as part of some contest or minimum creative sense-of-humor when it came to being a member of my dinner club box or whatever.

So in 21st century America, the house that was supposed to be earned by being right and honest and good and helpful and caring and compassionate and respectful in regard to the most precious resource in Earth (human Life Engineered Right), complete with girls that wouldn't be porn stars had they been born heiresses...

Whoops. FAIL. So much for that theory. Congrats on your skatepark. I think I'll just be alone the entire rest of my life.

The additional iron y.

See, if Charlie wasn't so damn magic and fancy and special or whatever, then he wouldn't have to live in a gated community, and they I could just take and afternoon and go show up on his doorstep just to actually get some damn specific answers about the true relativity of it all behind the walls, but that brings us to the irony...

Hell, imagine what I could learn in 3 months replacing this guy...

How much does me make? Is it enough to restart my unemployment IV?

See, but the crazy paradox of toying with chemicals that toy with you chemicals that affect your experience of life and ability to think and toy with chemicals is a circular-trajectory model, kind of like America in using money as the drug with no concern for the audience and population itself, in that it seems to be an increasing-in-amplitude oscillating pattern (by nature - duh), and without the clear research and #KarynRRR-type self-protective licensing/leashing with the "seriously dangerously fun" stuff, well, it doesn't matter how smart, or beautiful, or rich, or famous you are past a point, because the nature of the beast is pretty clear if we actually had a transparent 'Supra' social model to track this stuff...but celebrities like Charlie who have been doing it for so long and have been through it so many times know the experience and so it's just a matter or enduring the price for all the other time spent not paying it.

Coke is his wife. Denise Richards was just some butterfly. The porn house? Well, it's a funny story that he touched on some of the stuff like that, because it opened up a whole list of explanations, ideas, and musings...like wow...I doubt there will even bee enough porn on the internet to get people with no imaginations of their own off, better keep making lots of fresh porn, but a warning, in the future the baby Jesus narrative is completely different, because this ia programming and tuning issue, not necessarily about any of the critters caught up in it at the moment...unless they somehow do things intentionally hurtful and evil to innocent non-involved parties...in which case, that's when you go, who gave who what right?

I'm all about having fun, but I separate the drugs from sex and sex from strangers, and in a perfect world...well, it would take a lot more time to detail, but the only fail in so much of what I see is the ironically pointless and destructive wastefulness as the human animals learn to push their buttons like little mice left to their own devices in cages, but like that kid marshmellow experiment and a multitude of other designs across the spectrum and throughout human history illustrate, humans are simple and stupid creatures that can easily become victims of their own thoughts and designs. But it happens.

But this is the exact point I was making about how men have destroyed any power or balance of the true child or feminine in our society by making it a world in which Denise Richards and andy random porn star are in the same role...and that'sa kind of heartbreaking, because when I saw Starship Troopers I had never seen her before and thought 'wow' or whatever, and then fast forward to 2K11 on the heels of 2K10 and 2K9 and 2K8 and 2K7 and 2K6 and 2K5 and...well, it's just been one of those decades, and when my motives for achievement were based around somehow winning those kinds of girls, but never those kinds of girls as they actually exist and have to other men, much less men who clearly don't give a sh7t about them except as sex objects, and the women are fine with that, well, as one of those men that measures everything else by the relative male comparison and association standard - yeah, everything I was ever after in the first place is gone and apparently never remotely existed in the first place except as lies and my unexpectedly superhuman ability to change myself and adapt completely out of "normal" pattern behavior into actually behaving in ways that honored those lies...and after 30 years, yeah, that does hurt at the core.

There's so much ugly, pointless lose-lose tragedy in the world it just makes it hard to understand, but everyone's different I guess.

How much does he make?

Oh, and SPEAKING OF THAT BP PROBLEM....*ding*ding*ding*ding*ding*...

Why aren't there doctors in charge of the Coke?

Why my last token experience of Hollywood and $700 invested in iOWest destroyed from the inside-out by people with opinions and agendas and very hurtful words and actions that were so far out of line and clearly sourced from some insanely...I'll stop here before I get worked up, but yeah, it's f7cked up, and if the system is responsible for it, then the system is to blame.

I've seen enough of the Hollywood fast lane to know how stupid and irresponsible the candy distributors are compared to me. That's was I momentarily was one. F7cking duh. But being the one who took a scientific approach to everything and did considerable research and even printed instructions website links and all sorts of stuff to protect the f7cktarded herd grade humans from themselves, what I learned being in the club scene is just how f7cktarded the status quo and system is compared to me. I'm not talking about Charlie or the "alpha"-level stars who are at least intelligent and well-steeped enough to know what's what and typically handle it well-enough even through these whatever staged resets, I'm talking about, the system as it exists puts these same chemicals into the hands of the local 'shoe' guy, and then from his you-couldn't-choose-or-design-a-more-irresponsible-distributor hands to the kids and girls and anyone with the money.

And THAT is just one of the currently blindly/retardedly/incorrectly blended-together effects of the world as it presently stands.

It's just one of those things. Could you life go by without ever being exposed to coke and you be just fine without the experience? Yep. Before you ever do drugs, do you realize that they are more powerful than you, and the safest/easiest/sometimes only way to stop is not to start?

I did. So by the time another 3 years went by and I was suddenly smack dab in the middle of following the wrong "angel" straight into hell, I made the most of being king of a scene I had no interest in or care for, by leaving it to save my belief in all that is right, and instead eliminated the negative influences from the equation and dropped the entire scene like a bad habit. That is why some things annoy me more that I let on. Because I know and even taught some people all they know before getting away from all the dumb bullsh7t because it was just to find the nature of the problem and understand it for my autobiographical documentary, never to risk my priceless life and future at the mercy of that completely hit-and-miss comically blind and absurdly authoritarian system design...

...as I guess some of them made a point of oh-so-foolishly illustrating over the last for years on candid camera as their non-evil buddies and the audience watched on like WTF?

Oh, it's WTF alright, but it's WTF on levels no one can even remotely appreciate yet, and that is the real kicker and torture. The alchemical rollercoasters aren't the problem, only making them available, in the dark, and at/from the hands of the least qualified people I can think of is - and boom goes the dynamite.

No worries though. History is long and there are lots of examples for the far-less-worse, and I still overcame the bullsh7t to regain my whateverness that I never lost, just misdirected for very long periods of time, and it will be the ultimate PSA of some sort at some point, but the difference is it will be based on real and true to explain and protect people with the truth, not D.A.R.E. them to buy weed from gang members.

It's amazing how, if systems designs were to FAIL and fall, it would be really easy to understand why. The foundations have been removed from the top-down and inside-out since long before anyone alive today was alive. I mean, yeah, it works, kinda, but when there are no ultimate trophies to be won and millions are unemployed and in far more dire situations than the cast of Two and a Half Men as a result, I don't know if that 300 is the number we really need to be most concerned about.

At any rate, I wish him well. Too bad he isn't actually accessible so I could just get a Cliff Notes rundown of the good the bad and the "probably could open the door to ideas for improvement" nature of the designs from the completely lifelong insulated "bad boy" star's POV.

What an amusing world. Chickens...

;)

Jonathan L. Bowen writes...

"Of course I jack off to porn all the time, but come on, porn stars are only objects for our sexual gratification, not real people." -Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. Hahahaha!

...it's Julian Assange... Going "Who the 5 gives you the right...

...to get on fake stage with specifically-purchased-purely-profit-based-motive and real communication frequency channel that broadcasts to millions and claim to have some remote degree of authority to state matter of factly in any regard what "today's man is" (OR IS NOT) when the range and spectrum of humankind as it exists is a completely ancient, dark-world-logic based "big bang theory" completely-false definition of the universe in which you and I all presently exist?"

Just curious.

Then he says "Here."

*takes a martini glass filled with tea-colored brown liquid off the returning waitress' tray and slides it across the table to you*

It's Uncle Jimbo's Grape Scotch. The newest they had. And we all know new is always better right?

Meh. It's beside the point. This is just the product of me turning on the TV to find Two and a Half Men riddled with hilarity (I just watch the numbers flowing from Charlie's character at the $2 million-per-episode rate as I look into the lines of the script for the first time in ages and wonder at whose ultimate expense so much of the content is on and then of course I reference the last 4 years of...and present moment place I exist...and I go WTFxinfinity...and it's that same routine experience combined with a police state control construct that has the supposed "adult men" beating...I'm sorry, "using their default position of authority and influence" to guide children into...nevermind) immediately followed by some instant cash infomercial, this splash, and then into what I assume is How I Met Your Mother talking about that "new is always better" conversation that let to the offsetting conversational topic of scotch...

...which is just incorporated.

Allen, maybe you could suggest a more beautiful and powerful...

Tony Praill writes...

Allen, maybe you could suggest a more beautiful and powerful value system than commonly co-operating, regardless of belief, to create harmony between all in synchrony with the planet we all inter-depend with. ;-)

I respond...

We can start by pointing out all the existing flaws versus salvageable/reusable parts of the present-day models on the table, then rename/rearrange/redesign new prototype options using the same obvious core principles common to all righteous minds, while dropping the dangerously misapplied and outdated use of allegories within most all, and then testing, aligning, and configuring the new/Better options to exist seamlessly in reality, possibly even incorporating the elements of them into the mainstream dialog secretly/subliminally using the existing media/thought/belief control systems (like my goofy meme) already in place, and from there, the corrected/improved power of thought/word/principle/associations within peoples' mind and 'style' of world perception itself will change automatically for the better. It's really that easy with the tools and technology presently at hand if done correctly. The biggest problems are pre-existing indoctrination and reference languages combined with a highly-stratified-and-shielded culture, at least in the West, but we also have to address the problem at its preconception core - where we need to truly address life and the caliber/quality of it (being and environment) before any creature is born into the ancient-world-indoctrinated hands, minds, and environments that create the very real separations and differences that exist. The biggest problem right now is the real/true/only world being controlled with lies and false programs that allow people to avoid addressing the actual true reasons behind things, causing the right behaviors to sometimes be attained, but for the wrong/false reasons, which is not a solid model for a future that becomes more technologically omnipresent by the moment. In the past the magic church stories worked for the 'dark ages' world in which the designs we created to operate within - now it's a different world and game altogether, so everything from the (completely batsh7t insane) Big Bang "theory" of the Universe to any religion that can't hold it's weight in the light of complete human-behavioral-deconstruction is on the way out.

We get down to the core reasons behind things, throw away the bullsh7t gimmicks, repaint the saved principle into a new state-of-the-Art illustrative story-like "teaching" adventure, and within a generation maybe all those billions of dollars worth of military equipment will be repainted, reused, and reinvented as merely religious icon like marker/reminders of how stupid our past (present) human ancestors and the systems that controlled/influenced them were.

:D

Which are the most powerful emotional triggers and forces within the hooman animal? Where do they come from? How do they work? How were they designed to work in nature before mankind took over and started playing God without thinking everything through? etc.

Dear Hooston,

Don't know if the original Excalybr is considered some sort of amusing historical artifact yet for the comically heavy-to-the-point-of-wearing-the-keys-off-only-to-successfully-reaffix-them-with-packing-tape use it received why sharing my arguably pathetic existence in such detail, but it's in this return envelop soon to be returned to Asurion for refurbishing in case the hovering alphabet or whomever cares.

Well-used...errr...well-worn is an understandment.