Thursday, March 17, 2011

A Friendly St. Patty's day note found on FB just now.

Andrew Buxton
At first i thought it was funny..
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Andrew Buxton

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It’s time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

And Now they want a bloody Carbon Tax !

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the "Hell" happened? Can you spell ’ lying parasite politicians wasting our money’ ?

And then, there are the bank charges !
2 hours ago · Like · 15 people
Dryade Zeitgeist MORE TAXES!
2 hours ago · Like
Zeitgeist IntheMachine Boouuh THEY'RE COMING
2 hours ago · Like
Zeitgeist IntheMachine Boouuh EVERYBODY, BEND OVERRRR!
2 hours ago · Like · 3 people
Marcus Vinicius Sala Hide your kids! hide your wives! hide your money!! oh wait.
2 hours ago · Like
Sander Ottens A song could be made out of this! If it's not already there
2 hours ago · Like · 1 person
Adam Antium Moloney Well obviously, we have a rapist in the federal government, he's climbin in your windows, snatchin yo money up, tryin to rape you so you better hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband coz theyr rapin everybody out here!
2 hours ago · Like · 4 people
Chet Gaines ‎@sander: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqK97av7I3s
about an hour ago · Like · 1 person
Sturgis Christopher the problem isn't taxes so much, its spending, because if you eliminated the taxes but kept the spending they would just print all the money.
about an hour ago · Like
Sander Ottens The problem of the monetary system isn't money but how it's used, same is for technology, language and actually everything. So the problem of problems is how we deal with the problems not the problem itself
about an hour ago · Like
Frank Hernandez I think it's some bullshit. I'm much more willing to live on a boat in the pacific rather than here
about an hour ago · Like · 1 person
Chet Gaines money allows us to have differential advantage over each other, which always leads to increased stratification, collusion, corruption, health problems, ect. if money is an outmoded technology, then there is no correct way to use it short of throwing it in the trash.
about an hour ago · Like
Zeitgeist IntheMachine Boouuh ‎@Sander
"...Economists seem to think atoms are measured in money and that there's no other way to evaluate the value of anything without money...
When people say we can't allocate resources without giving them a price, which has absolutely ...
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49 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Chet Gaines ‎@zib: where's the first quote from? good one!
48 minutes ago · Like
Andrew Osagie The first one is from me, original ;D
45 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Zeitgeist IntheMachine Boouuh Chet, I don't remember.... 2nd one is Roxanne Meadows', the first quote I'm not sure, I beleive a zeitgeister. lol
45 minutes ago · Like
Zeitgeist IntheMachine Boouuh There you Go :D
Thx Andrew!
45 minutes ago · Like
Chet Gaines nice andrew, good one. i'm posting it and crediting you.
44 minutes ago · Like
Andrew Osagie don't credit me please just post it ;)
43 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Chet Gaines i did but deleted it.☺
43 minutes ago · Like
Chet Gaines still, excellent quote!
42 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Andrew Buxton dont credit me, im just passing it on ;)
11 minutes ago · Like · 2 people
Chet Gaines it's time to open source everything!
10 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Chet Gaines btw andrew b, i saw a vid of you working on cgi yesterday. excellent stuff!
9 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Andrew Buxton Open sourcing everything within the monetary system is actually dangerous, imagine open sourceing all jacques designs.. then someone takes them, modifies them a bit, patents them.. then TVP cant use its own designs... not a good Idea!
8 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Chet Gaines true, of course i mean open source resources, which would be beyond our current economic paradigm.
7 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Antony Rbe Bermuda Wow that's totally earned a re-post ;)
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