Saturday, May 7, 2011

On Citters Gitters this dude is about to throw his dog and himself off the building...

...wow, talk about acting and scripting and this being not as bad as the terrorfloof on TV...

...ya'll seriously need to do some sh5t that does some good for a change or you're in serious trouble.

Friday, May 6, 2011

@WillFerrell It wouldn't let me use your material for my collage. My collage is way more than worthy. #halp Photo from May 6, 2011

First my icanhascheeseburger access gets cutoff, then the terrorists won't let me use bits and pieces of comedy clips O haven't even seen yet, but it'z cool, I actually have way more than enough stuff without this. I'm just gonna throw-together a tribute to critical thinking and common creative human decency as measured by sanity in comparison to
random ingredients of whatever I feel like.

The interwebs is a complete infinite garden you know?

Srsly? Dear God, may I peas haz @_______________ KTHXBAI

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Srsly. See awl those tabs behind this that loaded perfectly fine? See how icanhascheeseburger has not let me on the site all day?

Multiple (15-20) attempts from both my Droid browser directly and through my laptop via the Droid.
That way, when the proverbial gauntlet gets thrown down in one clear test, they can REALLY look like the ______ _______ teh r

Dearest Anonymous or whomever else wants to play,

If you haz the capabilities, could you find out who the present owner of this vehicle is by this sticker alone?

And if/when so, cross reference that person against existing databases for reasons that may or may not become self-evident along the way?

We're building a whole different kinda database from their database.  Because I don't want d5cks or assh5les on my team, in the meme, or clogging up their own/the only future when they're in the way of it later on in the story.

Could be pure coincidence.  Might not be.  There are multiple ways to find out.  Further commentary will be via already-uploaded-by-other lolcat communication on icanhascheeseburger just as soon as it will let me access the site.

From $33.37 to $22.31. For 2 weeks? It's like a whole different kinda sport.

Don't tell Dubya, but that might nawt have been a gopher.

His feet don't even touch the floor, but lololol

When it isn't a spectator sport. That old guy is #win for putting his drink right between the other two dudes anyway.

Lest anyone be tracking specifics, since my friend/adopted brother Todd put a $100 in my account on top of the $15.18 I had remaining, I've taken my "splurging break" here at In-N-Out for Cinco de Mayo instead of at Del Taco as researched, because the alien douchebag squad that apparently has access to my real-time cellphone searches (*cough* Patriot Act abuse in addition to intellectual property theft and clear and intentional psychological torture setup *cough*) had the Del Taco planted with such dumbsh5t talk-out-loud bad actors I couldn't/wouldn't even tolerate it.

Sh5t gets fun when I start talking back in person besides just in this WTF medium that has any non-informed audience going WTF?

So yeah, Todd, as a relative complete stranger has been far more win of a human being than my own family and MIA rich celebrity friends, and YES, I would like an answer as to why everyone else has been so willing to take and use but not to give.

That's the point of all this ya'll.

True character assessment.

A 5 iron? Hunt down the bullsh5t for me. KTHXBAI

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Correction. I've been in SAG 11 to 12 years. Wonder where that + /- balance stands.

Homer wants to know where to sign up to have Jasper saved.

"A truckload of apple sauce." (guess which face)

Photo from RKP General Al bum /// WHY hazn't the rich self-proclaimed "dogs" and "horses" used even

a small fraction of what they have to rescue the leash that can rescue me? 5 years? What kind of human beings do you claim to be again? How have I been treated and existing in the interim? Because the wrong people were left with their hands on the money? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
That is Awl.

Monday, May 2, 2011

They are literally putting golf balls on your forehead. Way to be ant humanity! Guess what bobhopeshandicap is?

That hooker.  Ha.  See, I'm a slicer though, but that doesn't mean anything bad, unless you're bad, because by 'slice' all it means is an analytical slideshow content approach to your 'pie' full circle worth and then calculating the relative value of how much it is worth or desired in regard to my own ya'll.  Be a Gem ya'll.  Be a Gem.  So facets+wise... 

Alright "history". I stopped to watch the news b/c it said from ground zero...

Can we get some Chinese CGI versions of the drama made too?

Like the whole tiga, tiga woods ya'll thanksgiving spectacular?